31. no book. no money. eggs are drying up. the end

so, i just read an article on early retirement. will someone PLEASE send me about $12,000 so i can get out of my credit card debt and start investing again? that would be great - thanks! another day at the glorious paralegal job. just trying to get through without gouging my eyes out from the monotony of it all. seriously, is it possible for me to be less passionate about something than i am about this job? why didn't my parents tell me this is how it would be? this whole making a living thing sucks hairy monkey balls! it has nothing to do with happiness, or creativity, or passion, or intrigue. and worse, i think the only reason i don't give up on the dreaded acting, is because i just can't figure out anything else to do with myself. i have no interests. wait... not true. i am interested in watching sports, and sleeping, and doing absolutely nothing, and not dealing with people. yeah, i'm all about the lucrative pastimes.